Why Men Are Never Depressed

I got this is in an email and thought I’d share it. There is some truth to it, Don’t you think so?

Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple beings? 


  • Your last name stays put. 
  • The garage is all yours. 
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves. 
  • Chocolate is just another snack. 
  • You can be President. 
  • You can never be pregnant. 
  • You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 
  • You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth. 
  • You never have to drive to another gas station’s restroom because this one is just too icky. 
  • You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 
  • Same work, more pay. 
  • Wrinkles add character. 
  • People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. 
  • New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 
  • One mood all the time.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 
  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. 
  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. 
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 
  • Everything on your face stays its original color. 
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 
  • You can play with toys all your life. 
  • One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. 
  • You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

8 thoughts on “Why Men Are Never Depressed

  1. i posted some of these a while ago o i;m still getting mean comments from men…. hope ur male readers lighten up when they read this! 🙂

  2. this is a female joke! only female truly understand it and laugh.

    and I’m currently depressed, i laughed at walk w/o shirt.

    thanks for making me laugh for moment >.>

  3. We might have the garage but you have the rest of the house!

    Chocolate is just another item of sustanance! lol

    Hilary will be President!

    Mechanics lie to everyone! lol

    I have to agree, women do have nice chests! looooooooooooooooool!

    We always think twice about twisting a bolt!

    Same shoes for a while!

    We have different moods, come on!

    True about the underwear! loooool!

    Bald > Everything else!

    True about the Toys! Big Boys with their Big Toys!

    looool! True about the shorts! hahaha!

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